Tuesday, January 4, 2011

8. Hostel mates II

Hostel mates ne kurichu parayumbol... Njangalude pithamahan, athava Achan, Appoppan, Velyettan, VelyaAmmavan, enni sthanamannangal kaivaricha, oru mahat vekthi. Njangal adhehathe "Mammachen" ennanu vilichirunathu.

Idhehathe njan adhyam kandapol, njan vicharichathu, yeetho oru Sir anennanu . Vere sthalem kittathathu kondu YMCA Hostel il thamasikyunathu ayirikyum. Hmm.. :) ... Athrakki katti ula meesha ayirunu Mammachenu undayirunathu.

Pine pine vazhiye aanu manasilayathu, aalu nammale pole oru vidhyarthi ayirunu ennu. Oru pretheke shape ula mook (nose) nu udamasthan aya Mammachen, pathuke pathuke..njangalude, vazhikatti ayi......

Njangalku vazhi kanichu kanichu, avasanem puliyude vazhi okke thetti... :)

Hmm... pine...

Hostelil ninnu swagaaryam parajal... angu 5km maari kedakunna Railway stationil ullavar vare avante shabdem ethum. Athreyum high decibel ula shabdem ayirunu avante. evan aanu Hari.

Njan evane parijaya pedumbol.. evan artha nangnan ( half-naked) ayi, senior nte muriyil virtual cricket kalikumbol aanu. :) ..

Njan ayirunelo wicket keeper...!!!!

Kazhchaki ula pole thenee, oru screw, athu evideyo poyitunde evante... !! Yenthu , evide, engane , eppo...  cheythalum... kolam akki kayil tharuga, athu avanu nirbhatham munna karyam mayirunu. Avan athu mannapoorvam cheyunathayiruno, atho ariyathe pattunathano, eniki ithu vare manasilayitila... Oru Asadharana karan, A inhumanly Human !.. ultra brilliant idiot ...

Njangalude koode oru Ghajini undayirunu. Athe... Ghajini ki orma 15min neeram ayirunu, engil, evanu 15secs ayirunu. Evan aanu Prasad. :).

Collegil orikye njan nadannu varuga ayirunu.

Prasad : ( Dooree ninnu opp. directionil nadannu varunnu ) : Ajith eee Haaai......!!!
Avan kai wave cheythu.

Njan... ( Athu Prasad ele? Chirichu kondu avante eduthottu kai neeti njan chennu )

Njangal thammil vethyasam 3 steps.

Njan kai onnukoode nivarthi, avanu shake hand cheyaam mennayirunu ente udhesham.

Appol aanu njan shredhikunathu, Avan enne elelo nokunathu? ... Ente mukhathe chiri poyi... Entha sambhavikunathu ennu manasilayila eniki oru nimisham.

Njan kai neeti neere chennu, Avan ente sidiloode, ene cross cheythu neere veendum nadanu..

Prasad : Hello Tony... Evide ayirunu....??

Njan thirinju nokki, neere nadannu... Avan Tonyiyude eduthum mindathee vere aarayo kandu avante eduthoottu poyi.... Sheda....!!! entha ithu engane....??

Pettanu oru shabdem....

"Nee eniki okke kai tharaan mathram veluthayi eleda????"

Njan kai neeti nadanathu , neere cheenu muttiyathu oru thendi senior yude mootil ayirunu.. ( Isshwara, athu ori senior chechi ayirunengil, aanu theerneene ente paadutham..!!!!!! )

Senior : Enthada???
Njan : Njan vannapol, poyappol, kai.. aa ...athu pine... Njan .. Njan ela...
Senior : Ninne pinne edutholam, eniki ippo lab ayi poyi.. poda..

Hmm..... Pinil varuna Tony paraju...

Tony : Da.. nee elatha Prasad inu kai kodukkan pogumo? Avan ninnodu haai parajathokke ninnte eduthu ethumbolekyum marakkum.
Ajith : Oh...

Njan athinu shesham Prasad ine collegil vechu kandal , maari nadakkum, Njangal hostelil mathrame samsarichitulu....

Orikye, Avan njangalude sportssir ( Ajithsen Sir) vilikyaan veendi staff roomil chennu. Avide cheennathum avan, aareya vilikyendathu ennu marannu...

Avan avide chennu chodhichathu..

Teacher: Entha veendathu?
Prasad : Athu pine.... njan... eniki .... EDMANTTAN Sir ne kannennam...
Teacher : ( Anthaam vittu poyi )....

Hmm.. Saras inte bhashaye kurichu njan parajilelo... Avan padichathu, valarnathu... okke pala pala sthalengalil ayathukondu ( Kozhikode, Jhansi.. ) avante malayalam, oru prethegatha ula malayalam ayirunu.
oru Kaattu ( Jungle ) malayalam, pine kannaanum, doordharshanil varunna Mogliyude vidoora look um undayirunu..

Avan parayunaa vakkugalil "ino"  koduthaal undayirunu.. for eg:-

Kazhichi ino
Kandi ino
Nokki ino
Oodi ino
Vanni ino
Poyi ino

Avane njangal SARAS-INO enu vilichu thundangi, njangal thenne ariyathee.... asoooya kar MOGLI ennum.
(Vere onnukodum mela, roobasaadhirshyam, pine perumattam ;) !!! .... )

YMCA yil current poyal pine onnum parayenda... Aa area yil athigam veedugal elathukondu aarum police complaint koduthitila. YMCA auditorium aviduthe sankhaadagar epolokyo vaanu Hostel warden ( One Mr.Reji ) ayalude eduthu parajitunde, pakshe njangal karyam akkirunilla...

Prethegichu parayano.. Harikrishnante ayirikyum shabdha kolahalam.

Orikya ellavrum koode cheernu Hari yude kaiyum kalum pidichu. Avante vasthram ellam bhellamayi azhichu,  hostel varandhayil ittu , avante muri varkyum odichitunde. Njan orkunnu, annu virtual cricket kallikyumbol ula atheee kootharana adivasthram !!!...

Njan manasil kurichu,  ellavarum koode fund ittu , puthiye jaati vaangi kodukkanemenu... :)

Evide theernnila... Aa thendi hari, manasil pagayumaai pitte divasam, common bathroomil ninnu, roomil lottu, eeeran uduthukondu varuna pavam oraale nottam mittu..

Arranu athu?

Athe... athu Mammachen thenneee....

Onnum ariyathe pole Hari nadannu varunna mamachente aduthu chennu.

Mammachen : Entha Hari? Kulikyan povano?
Hari : Hmmm :) ..........( Punchiri... ) Athe Mammachaa...

Ennum parajukondu, avan Mammachen arrayil chuttirunna , thoorthu mundu , valichu ooori.

Mammchen , ninnodathu ninnu , randu vattam, karangi.. Mammachenu thaan evide annenu bhotham varumbolakyum , valare vaykiyirunnu...

Uudu thunniki , maruthunni elatha Mammachente dhaineeyam maya roobham, ella YMCA hostel mates manasil ninnu athra pettanu mayila.....

Mammachen ninna nilpil, thurannu irikyuna muriyilottu, kattil lekshyamakki chaadi.

Diving edayil annenu thonnunu Mammachen shradhichathu, aa muriyil, athyavashyam (roomate Bobby ulpade) kurachu peeru irunu kaathi adichu kondu irikyayirunu

Kedakya madakki vechathinaal, kattilil aanu Mammachen land cheythathu. Athukondu thenne, aa landing inu nalla shabdhem undayirunu.

Mammachen land cheythathum, YMCA auditoriyathil.. aaro prasangichu niruthiyathum orumichayirunu..
Avide vannu koodiya jennangal kai adichu ...

Prasangathine kalum, sherikyum aa kai adi , arhichathu Mammachenu thenne ayirunnu...  :)

Njangalum kai adichu...!!!!!

Monday, January 3, 2011

7. Hostel mates...

Samyam pathuke pathuke neengi. Classes, Raging..... okke ayi onnu randu masam neengi kanum. Njan ellavarum ayi parijaya pettu thundangi. Day scholars okke hostelil nilkaan thudangi. Ragginginu okke orumichu poyi thudangi. Pine Pine raging inu pova oru resam ayi. njangal oru 10-15 peeru orumichu. chirichu chirichu oru vazhi agum.

Hostel mates nee kurichu parayumbol. ... Aaathyam iratta peeru veena kakshi ne kurichu parayam. Antony (Tony) ..... Athe avante nadatham ... ( The way of walking )... yenthoo oru preshnem undayirunu... Hmm... Nammudey pandathe cinema nadi "Sheela" nadakunnathu shradhical manasil agumbol... Evante nadathathinumyenthoo oru saamyam mile?

Hmm... Pinnil ninne watch cheyanem.... Athe randu sidillottum thatti thatti annu avante nadatham... Angane sathyam parajal.... avan first step vekyumbol, back Eranakula-thotum, next stepil Trivandrum... Angane avan nadannal, back Ernakulam-Trivandrm, Ernakulam-Trivandrm, Ernakulam-Trivandrm ...... angane angane....

Engane poguna mattoru sambhavam mennu paranjal...athu Vanjinaadu express aanu.
Hmm... Angane avanu "Vaanji" ennu peeru veenu. :)

Athe Vaanji, athava Tony, avanu undayirunu oru kochu tape recordor. Ennum kalathu collegil pogaan ellavarum thikum thirakkum pidichu odumbl, avante ee tape recorderil "Vellai pookal, Ulagam...." famous song frm AR Rahman, from Kannathil muthamittal. athu undagum played.. Ee paatu eepo kelkumbolum 1st hour grahpics annu ennu paraju ooditunde, officil ninnu... :). Kalathu brush cheyaa, kulikya, uniform eduga, collegilki oduga.. ee ormagal aanu eniki ippolum, "vellai pookal" paatu kelkumbol....

Orikyal class kazhinju njan hostelinte varanthayil ullathi-kondirikyayirunu... Appo tha oruthaan varunu. Randu kayilum, tholilum.. enna venda ellavadathum sammanangal thokki varunnu. Itu entha oru duty free shop erangi varunno? Onnum manasilagunila....

Duty Free : Ee room 7 evideya?
Me, Pointed towards left ...
Duty Free : Thanks dude.

Njan pinnale chennu... Lavan sadhanangal oronu ayi eranki vechu muriyil.

Duty Free: Hey dude, I am Shanim
Njan : I am Ajith
Duty Free: Well I am from C batch, howdy?
Njan : ( howdy????, yenthu bhashaya evan samsarikune? ) : I am from D batch.
Duty Free : I am the Macha!!!!
Njan nishabdhadha palichu....

Avante oru mobil undayirunu... "Alcatel"..  Njan orthu... appol hostelil mobil phone ula randaamathe vekthiyum mayi. Hmm... Aathya vekthi njan theneya. Njan athu pettiyil olichu vekyumayirunu, pedichu....

Duty-Free : Ketto, ithu sadharam mobile ela. This can be very roughly used, nothing happens.
Njan : Oh.. Sherikyum?
Duty- Free: Yeah, Infact this has a built-in "bounce-it-back" technology..
Njan orthu.... "Bounce-it-back" technologyio...? Athentha ippo?

Duty-Free : You could also put this in water for hours, nothing happens.
Njan : ( onnu screw tight cheythekkam...!!).... heey angane onnum undagila...
Duty-Free : Come on i 'll illustrate...

Avan neere common basin lekshyamaki nadannu, Njan avante pinnale. Njan pogunna vazhiki, kottaan pattunavare okke kootti...Pogunna vazhi ella muriyilum njan kay katti, purathekku vilichu...

Angane avan illutration thudangi....
Basin sink il full velam nirachu....

Duty-Free : Ok.. look guys, I am going to put my mobile in the sink, filled with water. Nothing gonna happen to this mobile.
Njangal ellavarum aalbhuthathoode nokki ninnu.
Avan paraja pole mobile ittu... Oru 5 min vare athil ittu.

Duty-Free : Its amazing, isnt it?

Avan onnu koode nokki mobilil,.......

Hmm....... Display poyi...!!!!!!

Njan : Yenthu patti shanim?
Dut-Free : Its some malfunction, nothing to panic....
Njan: Athu potee, Bounce-it-back" technology kanicheku engi...
Duty-Fre: Yep, Very true, .... Look I m gonna just drop this from my height.. Nothing happens, That is what I call "Bouce-it-back" technology enabled...

Athum paraju avan mobil thazhe iittu....

Aa mobile oru 5-6 pieces ayi potti chithari....

:) Tony annenu thonnunu... Athyam chirichathu.... Avan thenee athyam kooki vilichu....
Ellavarum chirichu ..... Shanim yenthu patti mobilinu ennu paraju pathuke neengaan thundangi. ...

Athinu shesham, Tony, Shanim.. eenum adi ayirunu.. yenthengilum okke paraju... Avan nokkuna pennkuttiye evan nokkum, and vice-versa... Orikye randenam koodi munnu-naalu kattil odichitunde, adipidi kooditu...


Hmmm...... Nammudey Hostelil ... eeeka GYMMER undayirunu...  Abhilash.... Abhilash MI, MI, Abhlandi...MI*** ... ithoke avante nammadayengal ayirunu....
Evane parijaye pedunathum oru resagaramaaya sambhavam thenne ayirunu...

Hostel dumb-bells ula muril evante thene ayirunu.... Oru divasam njan evante muriyil chennu...

Abhilash : Da Aji... ( Room nirachu, KamalHasan, Salman Khan, Hrithik okke ayirunu...) ..Tha athil kannunaa Kammal Hasane pole ile enne ee angle -il ?
Dhee ippo nokku, (mattoru poster kannichu) ithile Salman Khan njanum ,... sheriki nokku ... oree chaya ele?
Ee posteril Hrithik-nteyum enteyum chest and thigh muscles ore pole thene... ele?

Ithokee keetu ninna avante roomate Sujith

Sujith : Ethareyum perude chaya ninnaku undennu nee thene parayumbol... Njangal yenthu vicharikyum ?? Nannem milathavane.....!!!!!!


Abhilash-inu,  pettanu onnum manasilayilengilum... pine Tube light ttu kathi.... veeendirunila ennu avante mukhathu ezhuthi vecha pole....

Njan :   :))))